Sunday, October 31, 2010

London Calling 31 October

British squid swimming in European waters refuse to be known as squeuros.


Man who claimed to plough lonely furrow and caused nationwide angst on late night phone in show, exposed as well known tractor driver from Sandford in Devon.


Did bacteria go two by two into the Ark? God remains silent.


Police revealed today that an amateur philosopher drowned while testing theory of “I sink, therefore I am.”


Glass ceiling an impediment to female executives in British glazing industry


Felt roofer sues for sexual harassment


Time and motion consultant up on drink driving charges described by prosecution as an habitual offender


A watch mender who spent his weekends making nuisance calls claimed today in court that he has too much time on his hands.


The Brothers Grimm make shock claim that the internet is rife with conspiracy fairies.


Philosopher questions beggar’s belief in town centre dispute.

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