Monday, October 11, 2010

London Calling October 11th

A person with anger issues is more likely to be a cross dresser, claims report.

People who can’t stop talking could be a key to renewable energy. Windbags everywhere should be utilised, claims ecologist. “I have ten windbags at my home generating enough power for my entire house, unlike windmills they rarely stop, especially with regular supplies of the Daily mail and Express.”

As lightening destroys church tower, congregation asks who is to blame? Local priest makes no comment.

Wolves to be organised in tetra packs, says Russian Government.

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