Sunday, October 10, 2010

London Calling Weekend Headlines

Two eight year olds spend a horrific day in a colliery having been mistaken for miners.

Government cuts leave navy ghost ships running on skeleton crew.

Tommy Ticker, Olympic dreamer and marathon hopeful has run out of money to pay for his training taxi. Volunteers are being sought to drive him. “I am willing to pay the mileage which is officially 26 miles and 385 yards, plus obviously taking me home afterwards, which is another I mile.”

Zombie wakes up complaining of feeling only half dead, after night out.  

Man sues Hot House Garden after his trousers are caught in Venus flytrap.




No comments: