Government nepotism, or simply the best people for the job?
In another shock to the world of politics, petrol pump attendant Nigel Paish is surprise choice for new Energy Minister, as the appointments continue for the new government in which eight ennoblements including Mr (now Lord) Paish all come from Scrutton Secondary Modern, in Rainford, also attended by the Prime Minister. Another ex alumni Sharon West was amazed by the call to govern as she was just finishing her shift at Macdonalds. “I couldn’t believe it when Dave rang and said he was the Prime Minister and that he wanted me, as like a food advisor, that I’d be a Lady, never been called that before. You know Dave pretends to be posh, but he’s not really.” She added. Questions are being asked in the House if the nation is best served by the Prime Minister giving all the posts to his old school friends. The New Speaker former tractor driver Bill Biggins ruled that it was “Fair play boy.” And left the House for a pint.
Academic News.
Neophyte student Louie Sandys was last night recovering after four weeks of rigorous academic life finally took its toll. Studious Sandys is the first of his family ever to learn to read and write. He started at York University this October reading Linguistics. The Devonshire genius did not crawl into bed until half past eight on Sunday Morning, and was not up at the time of writing this article. Sandys who is ill, claims to have caught Fresher’s Flu, either at the all night house party, the poker marathon, the Halloween Rave, the other party the foreign girl had, the night in the pub for a quiet drink, the Student’s Union Vodka 100, the lunchtime cider contest, his party in his room when he lost his favourite hoody, the Saturday Night special at Sparkles Disco (students half price), The Paintball and Beer War, other party at someone’s flat, (forgotten who), or most likely from a draft in the library where he hasn’t even been yet.
In another shock to the world of politics, petrol pump attendant Nigel Paish is surprise choice for new Energy Minister, as the appointments continue for the new government in which eight ennoblements including Mr (now Lord) Paish all come from Scrutton Secondary Modern, in Rainford, also attended by the Prime Minister. Another ex alumni Sharon West was amazed by the call to govern as she was just finishing her shift at Macdonalds. “I couldn’t believe it when Dave rang and said he was the Prime Minister and that he wanted me, as like a food advisor, that I’d be a Lady, never been called that before. You know Dave pretends to be posh, but he’s not really.” She added. Questions are being asked in the House if the nation is best served by the Prime Minister giving all the posts to his old school friends. The New Speaker former tractor driver Bill Biggins ruled that it was “Fair play boy.” And left the House for a pint.
Academic News.
Neophyte student Louie Sandys was last night recovering after four weeks of rigorous academic life finally took its toll. Studious Sandys is the first of his family ever to learn to read and write. He started at York University this October reading Linguistics. The Devonshire genius did not crawl into bed until half past eight on Sunday Morning, and was not up at the time of writing this article. Sandys who is ill, claims to have caught Fresher’s Flu, either at the all night house party, the poker marathon, the Halloween Rave, the other party the foreign girl had, the night in the pub for a quiet drink, the Student’s Union Vodka 100, the lunchtime cider contest, his party in his room when he lost his favourite hoody, the Saturday Night special at Sparkles Disco (students half price), The Paintball and Beer War, other party at someone’s flat, (forgotten who), or most likely from a draft in the library where he hasn’t even been yet.
No comments:
Post a Comment