Medical Miracle.
A Dagenham man who lost sight of his penis while urinating a year ago received good news today. Dave Toady was told by doctors it was only because his penis was now obscured by his distended, beer swollen belly, and there was nothing to worry about. A relieved Toady told us, “It came as quite a shock, I remember always being able to see it when I was having a slash. And then pow! The tip disappeared!” Toady who had taken to sitting on the loo in the Lady’s cubicle of his local pub since the trouble began said he was looking forward to being able to go to the Gents again and stand at the urinal with his mates.
Pope shifts his view on condom use.
Pope applauds use of condoms as party balloons in Africa. “I have no problem with people using condoms for recreational purposes, only the other day a Cardinal blew one up and stuck it on his head, it was hilarious.”
A Dagenham man who lost sight of his penis while urinating a year ago received good news today. Dave Toady was told by doctors it was only because his penis was now obscured by his distended, beer swollen belly, and there was nothing to worry about. A relieved Toady told us, “It came as quite a shock, I remember always being able to see it when I was having a slash. And then pow! The tip disappeared!” Toady who had taken to sitting on the loo in the Lady’s cubicle of his local pub since the trouble began said he was looking forward to being able to go to the Gents again and stand at the urinal with his mates.
Pope shifts his view on condom use.
Pope applauds use of condoms as party balloons in Africa. “I have no problem with people using condoms for recreational purposes, only the other day a Cardinal blew one up and stuck it on his head, it was hilarious.”
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