Illegal bungee jumper given three month suspended sentence.
God blames rebranding problems and heavy workload for two thousand year absence, but he will be back promises Fraud PR agency.
Disappointment might not be all it has been made up to be, say psychologists at Reading University’s department of cognitive science.
A man was fighting for his life yesterday, after getting his head caught in a pair of retro nylon pants, after a stag do went horribly wrong in Leicester city centre. Police say it is the fourth near fatal incident involving underwear in Leicester this month alone.
Criminals met in Blackpool this weekend to discuss the crisis which has seen a forty percent drop in productivity. Government intervention, which most rejected roundly last year, is now being seen as the only way to save swathes of bank robbers. “I got there and there wasn’t nothing in the safe, that’s after months of meticulous planning, and I still got to pay my team.” said Ray Bentley of Bentley Event Security Ltd.
Meanwhile other speakers at the conference demanded nationalisation of protection rackets. Foreign gangsters, especially from Poland and Russia are coming in with cheaper prices, complained Les O’Riordan of O’Riordan Event Security Ltd, and millions of pounds invested over the years in the police has failed to stop the rot he added.
People with faces like a wet weekend are being asked to volunteer some of their time in drought affected countries.
God blames rebranding problems and heavy workload for two thousand year absence, but he will be back promises Fraud PR agency.
Disappointment might not be all it has been made up to be, say psychologists at Reading University’s department of cognitive science.
A man was fighting for his life yesterday, after getting his head caught in a pair of retro nylon pants, after a stag do went horribly wrong in Leicester city centre. Police say it is the fourth near fatal incident involving underwear in Leicester this month alone.
Criminals met in Blackpool this weekend to discuss the crisis which has seen a forty percent drop in productivity. Government intervention, which most rejected roundly last year, is now being seen as the only way to save swathes of bank robbers. “I got there and there wasn’t nothing in the safe, that’s after months of meticulous planning, and I still got to pay my team.” said Ray Bentley of Bentley Event Security Ltd.
Meanwhile other speakers at the conference demanded nationalisation of protection rackets. Foreign gangsters, especially from Poland and Russia are coming in with cheaper prices, complained Les O’Riordan of O’Riordan Event Security Ltd, and millions of pounds invested over the years in the police has failed to stop the rot he added.
People with faces like a wet weekend are being asked to volunteer some of their time in drought affected countries.
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