Senior angels where today caught up in yet more controversy when it was revealed that some have been working for Allah, God and Jehovah. This is not the first time embarrassment has been caused by angels holding multi-directorships. Gabriel today claimed that there was no conflict of interest and was determined to continue working as usual.
A ferret that spent five weeks being used as a sound boom on TV’S I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has been squashed.
A man who failed to pick his wife out of an identity parade has been found not guilty of adultery at Guildford Magistrates Court.
Children In Greed. Kids from one parent families are being offered an amazing opportunity to take up top jobs in British banks. If you eat chocolates until you are sick and refuse to share your toys with other children, and do as your carer tells you, then ring this number and help your country.
What kind of dirty bastard makes TVs out of plasma? Asks outspoken Radio Rental retiree Reg Wossop.
No Smoking bans in pubs could inhibit the growth of wet snails publicans claim.
Short selling bankers should stay away from my stall, warns Bill Mungo of Leather lane Market.
Literary London is a buzz with the news that God is planning a follow up to his first book for two thousand years.
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