Saturday, December 3, 2011

Calling You With The News.

A dentist who lost both his arms as a boy in a bailing machine, denied sexual assault and claimed today in Bugly Crown Court that the only way he could check his patients’ cavities was with his tongue.

Students were queuing up outside geography teacher Brain Greenwood’s classroom at Braintree Comprehensive when the rumour got round that his pupils were doing at least fifty lines a week.

A counterfeiting ring has been active at many North Norfolk car boot fairs, a police spokesperson said today. One of the victims was a Mrs Major Willoghby who bought a china ant for four pounds and was given a pound change. She left the coin outside the house for a few days before going on her weekly shop,  and found to her surprise it was not accepted as legal tender. Police are warning the public to be vigilant and watch out for these coins which measure a foot in diameter, and weigh approximately 10lbs. “These coins are easily palmed off on the unsuspecting public so we do advise vigilance especially as we approach the Christmas season. If it doesn’t fit in a purse or pocket then don’t accept it.”

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