Late night jigsaw hooligans are becoming a menace to public safety in Stroud town centre. At approximately Midnight on Friday night a group were seen illegally attempting a five thousand piece puzzle of The Flying Scotsman, in Marchmount Street Multi-storey car park. Police were called to the scene, but were too late and the puzzle was completed. “This is a growing phenomenon and is a nuisance crime.” Said Inspector Dawn Railings.
Beached whales throw caution to the wind claims Coast Guard, “They deliberately land on the beach and then expect hundreds of volunteers to push them back into the sea again. I’ve heard them laughing about it, it tends to be the younger whales larking about, but sometimes it can end in tragedy.” Said a Coast Guard official.
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