Monday, September 20, 2010

London Calling Late Extra

Jigsaw thief bound over to keep the peace.


Mr Morris of Blithe Avenue, Hove, who claims to collect Japanese people has been forced to break the collection up by the council, the oldest is believed to be ninety years old, and the youngest twenty. “It’s a disaster for the nation, this collection will now be lost to Japan, it has taken years of time and investment to create.” There are believed to be at least five people in the collection which Mr Morris kept in his garden hut with his budgerigars.

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