Wednesday, September 29, 2010

London Calling Special

Watch Dog condemns sharp practise in new report on cutlery industry.

Lumberjack who claimed he couldn’t see the wood for trees loses his claim of unfair dismissal.

As global warming increases the temperatures in hell have rocketed in recent years to an unprecedented 1000 degrees, up by 5 degrees in one millennia. But wild swings in temperature could also see hell freeze over according to one expert. The Devil claimed hell could be unsustainable within a decade. Meanwhile in heaven the mean temperature has dropped by one degree and angels are to be given subsidies to buy tank tops. Both heaven and hell blame supine governments in thrall to the petroleum  industry for the disaster.

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