Tuesday, September 21, 2010

London Calling as it happens

A man whose wife was mistakenly beatified by the Pope in Redditch claims she has become impossible to live with. “She’s got a halo around her ruddy head and it keeps me awake all night because she can’t switch it off. Moths are attracted to it, and it’s at least 100 watts, far too bright. I think the Pope should be held to account. He should have at least given her some instructions.” The Vatican has declined to comment.

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