Reg Barley was turned away from the British Museum a disappointed man on Friday morning. “I was on holiday in Egypt and while I was there we had a lovely trip laid on to the Valley of Kings where I bought half a kilogramme of a pyramid. I thought it would be a nice little investment in ancient history. Now they tell me it isn’t worth a thing.” The British Museum was unavailable for comment.
Serial nervous breakdown sufferer Irene O’Connor said she had nearly given up the ghost until she discovered the joys of bartering with her local Bangladeshi market tradesmen.
History could be a thing of the past claims expert.
Successful kidnappers Jackie Hall and John Peterson have decided to retire, they plan to open a small Bed & Breakfast business in Whitstable, Kent. They said that old clients would be welcome as long as they didn’t stay too long! Everyone wishes them all the best.
Father John Holland was fined for leaving the scene of an accident at Witney Magistrates Court today. Father Holland double parked his car outside Spangles Lap Dancing Club in Hazlehurst Road. On leaving the club he reversed into a Ford Sierra damaging the left hand head light and denting the front bumper. Father Holland then fled the scene. Witness Amanda Luxton who happens to be a Special Constable took down his registration number. In court he claimed to have panicked because it was raining heavily and he was being pursued by the Devil himself all day. Catholic officials said Father Holland is shattered by the whole experience and will be joining an isolated community of priests to meditate upon his sins.
Serial nervous breakdown sufferer Irene O’Connor said she had nearly given up the ghost until she discovered the joys of bartering with her local Bangladeshi market tradesmen.
History could be a thing of the past claims expert.
Successful kidnappers Jackie Hall and John Peterson have decided to retire, they plan to open a small Bed & Breakfast business in Whitstable, Kent. They said that old clients would be welcome as long as they didn’t stay too long! Everyone wishes them all the best.
Father John Holland was fined for leaving the scene of an accident at Witney Magistrates Court today. Father Holland double parked his car outside Spangles Lap Dancing Club in Hazlehurst Road. On leaving the club he reversed into a Ford Sierra damaging the left hand head light and denting the front bumper. Father Holland then fled the scene. Witness Amanda Luxton who happens to be a Special Constable took down his registration number. In court he claimed to have panicked because it was raining heavily and he was being pursued by the Devil himself all day. Catholic officials said Father Holland is shattered by the whole experience and will be joining an isolated community of priests to meditate upon his sins.
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